From the holiday booking blotter:

1) The Kentucky gentleman seen above in the Santa suit was arrested on Christmas for drunk driving, reckless driving, and several vehicular charges.

He was scheduled to make a court appearance today, according to an online docket entry.

It is unclear whether police confiscated the defendant's sleigh.

2) The Alabaman pictured at right was collared on Christmas Eve for assault.

At 6’ 3”, the tattooed elf likely towers over most of Santa’s other helpers.