While browsing the adult toy section at a Spencer’s in Florida on a recent Monday morning, Oscar Gil’s female companion picked up a $12.99 vibrator and announced, “I want this.”

Since Gil, 18, apparently was not in the position to actually purchase the sex toy, he allegedly “took the vibrator out of the package and concealed it in his right pocket,” according to an Indian River County Sheriff's Office report.

As the store’s manager looked on, Gil hid the empty vibrator packaging behind some other merchadise and headed for the exit.

But when Gil and his galpal sought to leave the Vero Beach business, they were confronted by the manager and escorted back into the gift shop to wait the arrival of police.

During questioning, Gil told a cop that he entered the store with a “female friend” and swiped the sex toy “when she told him she wanted it.” The teenager added that there was no reason to take the item, adding that he was “stupid.”

Pictured above, Gil was arrested for shoplifting and booked into the county jail (from which he was subsequently released after posting $500 bond). Gil is scheduled for an April 7 misdemeanor arraignment in Circuit Court.

Gil’s companion was not charged in connection with the March 16 vibrator heist, nor was her age or identity included in police reports.