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We've got a question for Florida Governor Jeb Bush: It's 10 p.m., do you know where your children are?
Well, at that time on October 7, Bush's 16-year-old son John (aka Jebby, if you can believe it) was getting busy in a Jeep Cherokee in the parking lot of a Tallahassee mall.
As the police report notes, a pair of nosy rent-a-cops caught Bush and a 17-year-old female companion fogging the car's windows--both were naked from the waist down, save Jebby's socks.
The underage lovebirds, whose names were redacted from the document, were not charged, though officers made sure to note "the political ties of subject #1."
Jebby--who's pictured on TSG's cover in a White House photo from grandpa George's reign--now joins brother George P. on the Sunshine State's police blotter. (3 pages)