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Rush Limbaugh's Political Profiling

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Rush Limbaugh's Political Profiling

With glee, radio host Rush Limbaugh reported this week that five members of the alleged Buffalo-based al-Qaeda cell were registered Democrats (a story headline onWith glee, radio host Rush Limbaugh reported this week that five members of the alleged Buffalo-based al-Qaeda cell were registered Democrats (a story headline on Rush's web site announces, "Al-Qaeda Terrorists Urge: Vote Democrat!"). While TSG is puzzled about the importance of the party registration of the arrestees, it appears that Limbaugh has divined some great significance from the group's political preference. With that in mind, we wanted to let Rush know that we've just uncovered the political affiliation of another American outlaw (and, unlike the Buffalo guys, this degenerate has actually been found guilty of something). David Westerfield, who was just convicted of kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Danielle van Dam, is also a registered voter, according to San Diego County Registrar of Voters records. Now we're not sure what conclusions can be drawn from the fact that this pervert Westerfield is a Republican, but we're dying to hear Rush explain it all to us. (2 pages)

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