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"Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs"

Cops: Actually, the bag was definitely filled with drugs

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Yes, Definitely

OCTOBER 11--After pulling over suspects driving a stolen car, Oregon police found a large drug stash inside a bag with “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” printed on it, according to court records.

Early Wednesday morning, a Portland cop ran the plates on a 1994 Ford Taurus that “came back as stolen,” according to a probable cause affidavit. The officer subsequently arrested the driver, Reginald Reynolds, 35, and passenger Mia Baggenstos, 37.

Reynolds, cops say, was carrying a loaded .357 handgun in his pocket, a bag of methamphetamine, and $1360 in cash. Baggenstos had “three white pills she said were oxy...as well as a meth pipe.”

A 1:15 AM vehicle search yielded more meth, two scales, drug paraphernalia, and “baggies commonly used for selling.” And, investigators noted, “a brown bag that said on it, ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs.’”

Inside the "Definitely" bag cops found “multiple packages” of what an officer “recognized to be methamphetamine” (and which later tested positive for the drug). In total, police seized about half-a-pound of meth.

Reynolds and Baggenstos were charged with an assortment of felony counts, including possession of a stolen vehicle and methamphetamine trafficking.

The “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” bag--now in the possession of the Portland Police Bureau--can be seen in the above evidence photo showing items seized from Reynolds and Baggenstos. (3 pages)

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