Martha Stewart Indicted
Martha's Calendar
Today’s indictment of Martha Stewart is not only a major inconvenience for the “domestic doyenne,” but it may spell trouble for her birdbaths and dryer. Martha had planned on handling two crucial domestic chores today, according to her always amusing calendar in “Martha Stewart Living” We’re guessing that tomorrow’s planned appearance at the botanical ball has been shelved, though Martha shouldn’t skip Saturday’s facial, manicure, and pedicure. A defendant needs to keep up her appearance.
