Connecticut Woman, 44, Arrested For Pelting Husband With Domino's Pizza Slices

If you are intent on wasting a pizza by pelting a loved one with slices, a cardboard offering from Domino’s is not a bad choice (especially if a vile Papa John’s pie can’t be secured).

A Connecticut woman is facing a disorderly conduct rap after allegedly pummeling her husband with pizza during a 1:45 AM dispute Sunday.

Amber Llorens, a 44-year-old Westport resident, allegedly tussled with her husband George, 47, after they had gone to Domino’s and purchased a pizza (the couple had earlier been celebrating a friend’s birthday at a Fairfield bar).

Cops say that Llorens, a mother of four who works as an aesthetician, quarreled with her husband after picking up the pie and returning to their Land Rover. While inside the SUV, Llorens began winging pizza slices at her spouse, cops say.

A subsequent police investigation discovered several slices on the floor of the vehicle.

Llorens, seen above, is next due in court next month on the misdemeanor count.