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Topless Woman Masturbating In Van Arrested On Gun Charge

A topless woman who was masturbating in a hotel parking lot is facing a weapons charge after Illinois cops investigating her auto eroticism discovered a loaded pistol in her vehicle.

A Naperville cop responding to an unrelated call spotted Vikki Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn. After initially claiming that she was changing clothes, Myers admitted to pleasuring herself in the vehicle, according to police.

That admission may have been prompted by a police officer’s discovery of what an officer described as “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.”

In addition to copping to the vehicular masturbation, Myers told cops that that there was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the car, a weapon for which she did not have a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card. Myers, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.

It appears that Myers, who was staying at the hotel with her three children, had repaired to her 2002 Chrysler van for some alone time.

Comments (32)

My kind of gal...hee hee!
Hey, leave the gal alone! Seems she's a single mom with protection for her kids and the class to attend to her needs away from the young-uns. Mug shot even indicates a sense of humor. I say Free Vikki Myers!
If Al-Qaida ever gets wind of this danger to the USA travelling public, we'll be flooded with hooded female operatives slumped down in rocking vans.
That's okay with me.
I would make the sex intercourse with her.
Oh gosh, good news from my home state :) Lady in a van getting off with vibrator with gun nearby while 3 kids play in hotel room alone...wow. She makes Illinois look good! But hey, at least she gave them the hotel room and took the van for her "alone time" lol! My question is, did he have to cuff her hands behind her back before she got put into the back of the police car??? Eewww! I guess she should have used the hotel room bathroom instead and told her kids she was taking a bath or something!
You people live in a ***in' police state.Aren't your piglets allowed any latitude?Picking on a woman who was alone in her van(probably in the back)is so low.You practically get raped at your airports;you've given up your rights to that d yke Napolitano,and COPS(pick on poor people)has been on TV for 500 years.I thought your constitution gave you the right to bear arms-what's this BS about permits? What happened to you people?As a Canadian I always admired America and your individualism.You've become more liberal than us.WE are the conservative ones on THIS continent. If she wants to jerk off in her own vehicle let her.It's private property.Don't lose your gun rights!We're going to get rid of our long gun registry.I'm engaged to a woman fron St.Louis Missouri and I'm trying to convince her to live in Canada because we're freer than you are but if I have to live in the US I'm carrying a .50 cal.Desert Eagle,an ankle holster .38 and a .45 Derringer just in case I run into someone spanking her monkey in her VAN and have to shoot her in self defense.What a bunch of pussy cats.Drop the cats and add an s.
So does this woman not have the right to bare arms? Maybe we should make an amendment to the constitution?
You bunch of whiny, non-contributing zeros. I would love to see how you would handle a life threatening situation if the police were not there to save your pathetic butts while you are curled up in the fetal position under a Starbucks table. You probably call the cops to have them come out and handle your 8 year old who won't go to bed, or call 911 to have the police come check your house because you heard a squirrel in the attic. Obviously there is more to the story here and who knows what this woman is capable of doing since she has no respect for the public as evidenced by her deviant behavior of getting her rocks off in a public parking lot. She's probably a tweaker or pill popper to boot. I'm sure you wouldnt mind her living in your neighborhoods so you could whack off together while smoking K2 in the WholeFoods vegetable aisle...losers...
Well at least she's smiling~!