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Carrot Top

Careful attention to pyrotechnic detail leads us to conclude that Carrot Top's red mane is, indeed, more flammable than the average head of hair. And why is it that his request for a female masseuse makes our skin crawl? But the highlight of the comic's rider is the prohibition on one particular dessert: "Please No Carrot Cake--It's Still Not Funny!" (5 pages)

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