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How Precocious: Eight-Year-Old Flasher Is On The Loose In South Carolina

The country’s youngest flasher is on the loose in South Carolina.

Cops are on the lookout for the eight-year-old boy who last week was spotted walking past a Spartanburg office and “dropping his pants and displaying his genitalia.” The lewd sidewalk exhibit was meant for a 51-year-old female office manager, who called police to report the indecent exposure.

While the witness estimated that the boy was between eight and 13, a Spartanburg Public Safety Department report lists the suspect as eight.

After exposing himself, the boy (and five young companions) “dispersed” and headed in the direction of a nearby recreation center.

“Further investigation needed,” the report notes.