Memo To Canadians: No, You Will Not Be Able To Import a Copy Of "Badman Bondage 26"

The latest quarterly report from the Canadian Border Services Agency is out and it details what porn films have (and have not) been allowed into the country.

Agents screened a few dozen explicit flicks and ruled that about half were admissible, like (see above) “A Nightmare on Twink Street.” Other productions--like (see above) “The Texas Vibrator Massacre”--were not allowed into Canada due to violations of the country's Customs Act.

Click here to download a .PDF excerpt from the report.

We’d suggest printing out the list and seeing if your friends or family members can correctly guess whether a particular film--like, say, “Cotton Panty Girls”--is suitable for Canadian eyes.