This Four Loko Police Still Life Is Suitable For Framing

This still life comes courtesy of the cops in Washington state who concluded that Four Loko--the elixir of choice among collegians seeking speedy inebriation--was responsible for the hospitalization this month of students attending a house party at Central Washington University.

The evidence photo, snapped by a Cle Elum Police Department officer, shows some of the aftermath of the October 8 bash that left some partygoers so plastered that friends worried they had been dosed with the date rape drug.

In Four Loko’s defense, however, the indiscriminate mixing of Dr. Pepper and Skyy Vodka has also been known to produce toxic results.