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January 4, 2011

All Is Quiet On New Year’s Day. Except For That Pervert Masturbating Over There.

What kind of a guy spends New Year’s morning masturbating outside a stranger’s window because he feels “desperate” from being single for so long?

Meet Juan Miguel Cuadra.

The 35-year-old Floridian was arrested Saturday after Hollywood police found him staring into a woman’s apartment window “with his hand inside of his pants through the front zipper.”

Cuadra initially claimed that the woman inside was his ex-girlfriend “and he was just spying on her,” before changing his story to say she was a co-worker he wanted to date. He eventually confessed that he did not know her at all, but “hasn’t had a girlfriend for a while and was desperate and she helped him masturbate,” according to a Hollywood Police Department report excerpted here.

Cuadra, a hotel chef, was booked into the Broward County jail on indecent exposure, voyeurism, and loitering or charges. He was later released on $100 cash bond.

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Florida, voyeurism, masturbation

Comments (4)

Submitted by Kevin Pflug on Fri, 2011-01-14 20:43.
They better check all the bathrooms in that hotel for hidden cameras!! i bet this guy has 'em everywhere!
Submitted by killsing on Tue, 2011-01-04 21:24.
Makes one think twice before they order the "creamed spinach"from a hotel restaraunt, huh?
Submitted by ZEEMADMAN on Fri, 2011-01-07 00:08.
You BEAT Me to it! That's what I was going to say. Now we know why they have all those signs. Employee's MUST Wash Their Hands Before Returning To Work! As for the Lies He was trying to tell. John Lovitz all over. She's My Ex. My Ex Girlfriend. Well She's really just My Co-Worker. Well actually we've never Met. In this Lifetime Yet. Yeah, that's it, that's the way it happened, sure I'm telling You that's just how it was.
Submitted by reddbutthook on Thu, 2011-02-03 10:44.
Did the woman look like Morgan Fairchild? That would explain it, that's the ticket.
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