Buster
December 5, 2019
Florida Man With Sprawling 'Do Nabbed On Grand Theft Charge
A seasonal UPS worker was arrested yesterday and charged with stealing parcels containing more than $1000 worth of electronics, according to Florida cops.
Emmanuel Reggin, 18, was busted on a felony grand theft charge. Reggin allegedly swiped packages that were supposed to be delivered in the Miami area.
The teenager is accused of stealing two Kindles, an iPad, and a laptop. He was released on bond yesterday and is scheduled for arraignment on January 2.
On a related note, how about that hair? It appears to have its own zip code and is similar in size and shape to Carnac the Magnificent’s turban.