Things Not To Say (Or Admit) To A Law Enforcement Agent (#5)

Eric Stark was arguing last night with his friend Johna Sucevic about Sucevic’s new boyfriend, whom Stark said he did not like. Sucevic, who for some reason already had a hammer in her hand, did not appreciate Stark’s two cents, and allegedly struck him in the head with the tool.

After Florida cops arrested Sucevic, 44, she spoke of her future plans for Stark:

“She said she is going to ‘aggravated batter Eric’s ass real good’ as soon as her ‘sugar daddy’ bonds her out,” according to a police report excerpted here.

Sucevic, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the county jail on, of course, a felony aggravated battery rap.