Trespassing Suspect, 21, Gives South Carolina Police Best Fake Name Ever

A belligerent man who fought with cops after he was found trespassing inside a South Carolina home told officers that his name was “Lee Oswald Trump,” according to a police report.

The suspect was collared yesterday afternoon inside a Spartanburg home, where police also arrested three other trespassers.

After initially refusing to identify himself, the man was transported to jail, where he was immediately placed in a holding cell due to his unruly behavior and apparent intoxication. While behind bars, cops noted, “He finally yelled out that his name was Lee Oswald Trump.”

Of course, jailers could find nobody with that name in their computer systems. So, police issued the man a ticket “under the name Lee Trump” while they sought his actual identity.

Eventually, investigators determined that “Lee Oswald Trump” was actually Christopher Kelly, 21. In addition to the trespassing rap, Kelly (seen above) is facing charges for resisting arrest and providing a false name to law enforcement.