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February 15, 2011

Cops: Inmate Had Condom Stuffed With 30 Items Crammed Up His Anus

A Florida inmate is facing new criminal charges after a strip search turned up a remarkable array of items hidden inside a condom sticking out of his rectum.

Neil Lansing, 34, was jailed Friday after being sentenced in Drug Court on a possession charge. It appears that Lansing stocked up on contraband in anticipation of serving his time, according to a Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office report.

During a “routine search of inmates” Friday night, jailers “observed part of a condom sticking out of the defendant’s anus.” After the item was dislodged, deputies discovered it contained:

* 17 round blue pills marked “54/199”

* 1 cigarette

* 6 matches

* 1 flint

* 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle

* 1 lip balm container

* 1 condom

* 1 CVS receipt

* 1 paper coupon

Lansing, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with illegally possessing drugs (the blue pills were Oxycodone) and tobacco inside a county jail.

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buttocks, Florida, Sarasota, jail smuggling

Comments (19)

Submitted by Valis on Wed, 2011-02-16 09:31.
Only one cigarette? Are they sure it wasn't one carton?
Submitted by killsing on Tue, 2011-02-15 21:58.
What a very talented guy! Anyone that can suitcase that much stuff would do well in the Frisco bar scene!
Submitted by riverstyx on Tue, 2011-02-15 21:11.
The pills were Roxicodone 30 mg, a narcotic pain reliever. Very dangerous.
Submitted by riverstyx on Tue, 2011-02-15 21:08.
The only thing not mentioned was the Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse complete with Ken and his entire extended family visiting for the super bowl.
Submitted by Nedfumpkin on Tue, 2011-02-15 19:57.
Lip balm?????
Submitted by RavenSoul on Wed, 2011-02-16 12:42.
Actually, the article said "lip balm container". I'm guessing it was empty of lip balm and that he stashed the pills in the empty container.
Submitted by mlg62playa on Fri, 2011-02-18 06:13.
Nice guess, but I'm thinking the cigarette was in the lip balm tube. Otherwise, that cigarette would have looked kinda crappy when it came out (bent/broken....not brown!!)
Submitted by Mooshki on Tue, 2011-02-15 14:23.
My thought was that the receipt and coupon were used to wrap up some of the other items?
Submitted by Webwoman on Tue, 2011-02-15 12:38.
Interesting.... a receipt and a coupon....... don't think he would be making returns or purchases while in jail. I guess they might work as a mini fire starter....
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