Food, Glorious Food?

Sure, you've heard all those wild tales about what the demented cook slips into your short order. Or what the nasty waitress deposits in your Western omelette. Well, buddy, they're all true.

That's why The Smoking Gun is proud to present this assortment of freaky food-related documents, from lawsuits over foreign objects to funny FBI reports. After you read this stuff, you'll realize that the blue plate special may not be so special after all.

Food, glorious food? We don't think so.

Waiter, There's A Fly...

Jane Doe Gets Nipped (4 pages)

Hot Dog Hijinks On The Links (3 pages)

Trooper Orders Nachos, Gets A Clam (4 pages)

Starbucks Serves Up A Crunchy Frappucino (6 pages)

Egad! That "Pickle" Has A Reservoir Tip! (5 pages)

And You Think Domino's Delivers? (4 pages)

Food Fun With Wiseguys

Paint It Black (1 page)

Sandwich Meat: Accessory To Murder? (1 page)

And We Don't Mean Dunkin' Munchkins (1 page)

A Frog Fraud And A Rat Tale

Taco Trickster Gets Nailed (1 page)

You Can't Depress A Happy Meal (4 pages)