Shocks To The System

A couple of shocking cases:

1) We're finally starting to buy into that "Saturday Night Live" jinx thing. Here's the Beverly Hills Police Department's account of David Spade's run-in with a very disgruntled employee. (1 page)

2) Look, we don't want to anger TSG's large transgender audience, but you gotta expect problems when you go down that testicle removal path. And that's what happened to Jonna Marie DiRito (formerly John DiRito), according to this icky malpractice lawsuit just filed in South Dakota's Circuit Court. It almost makes you want to just leave well enough alone. (6 pages)