Don't mess with:
1) The U.S. Customs Service's canine sleuths. This drug-busting pooch's resume was attached to a recent federal search warrant application filed in New York federal court. In this case, Special Agent Droopy helped crack a marijuana smuggling ring. (1 page)
2) Your gangster neighbor. If you believe this FBI report, late wiseguy Thomas Eboli apparently had a serious dog problem. (1 page)