Gotti Gets Gifts, Chickens Get Whacked

When John Gotti, Jr. is sentenced this Thursday (July 8) for a variety of felonies, federal prosecutors want Judge Barrington Parker to hit the young wiseguy with the max--87 months in prison. To remind the judge of how Junior, son of the imprisoned "Dapper Don," has benefited from his Mafia lineage, investigators recently gave Parker these documents showing that the hoodlum was showered with huge cash gifts from gangsters attending his lavish 1990 wedding. For some strange reason, dopey Junior kept a ledger with the names of each guest and how much they gave. Investigators discovered the two-page list during a raid on a Gotti, Jr. hangout. Included with the handwritten list you'll find a four-page government transcription of the ledger (complete with a handy Mafia affiliation section!). (6 pages)

Sorry, TSG can't get enough of these eBay hoaxes. For all you chicken fans, bidding on this functional art/killing machine has already closed. (1 page)