Exposing New York's Evil Empire

Christ, is there anything more pathetic than George Steinbrenner weeping like a little girl as he accepts another World Series trophy? Excuse us for not rejoicing over the New York Yankees's defeat of TSG's beloved New York Mets. In fact, we consider rooting for the odious Bronx Bombers--the favorite team of putzes like Rudolph Giuliani and Sean "Puffy" Combs--evidence of an acute mental disorder.

So here's our loving tribute to Yankees past and present. If we've offended any Bronx Bomber sfans--many of whom share a common bond and consuming devotion--we're sorry. But not really.

Whore, Coke On Strawberry's Training Table (2 pages)

Downtrodden Darryl's Urine Remains Positive (3 pages)

No Justice? No Peace! (5 pages)

Steinbrenner: A Prospective Snitch (2 pages)

Boss George Gets A Pardon (5 pages)

Clubhouse Boy's Tawdry Tales (3 pages)

A Billy Martin Death Threat (2 pages)

The Yankee Clipper And The Mad Hatter (8 pages)

Phony Signatures Dog DiMaggio (6 pages)

The Gangster And The Grapefruit League (3 pages)

Mickey Mantle Caught Ramblin' And Gamblin' (5 pages)

Bernie Williams: Centerfielder Comes Up Short (1 page)

Lucky Luciano's Bronx Bomber Buddy (1 page)

El Duque Rolls Back His Odometer (4 pages)