Why Cop Cars Have Bars

JANUARY 7--Meet Jacob Soto. The 19-year-old Texas man was arrested New Year's Eve when a house party celebrating a buddy's wedding got rowdy. Soto, a groomsman at the nuptials, started running his mouth at cops responding to a noise complaint, and soon found himself in cuffs for allegedly being drunk and disorderly. That's when Soto began making what lawyers call 'statements against your judicial interest,' as detailed in the below Nacogdoches Police Department report. It's never a good idea to tell the fuzz that you: a) push a pound a week; and b) consider them to be pussy suckers. (2 pages)