Stuporhero Arrested By Florida Cops
Suspect, 23, posed "like Superman exposing himself"
JUNE 22--Meet Joshua Masciarelli, stuporhero.
The 23-year-old was “intoxicated and endangered the safety of others” late Saturday night as he walked by an intersection not far from his Palm 
Harbor home, according to a police report.
Masciarelli, cops noted, was “wearing a red tank top and no pants” during his midnight ramble.
As he traveled, Masciarelli allegedly “would stop on occasion and pose like Superman exposing himself and urinating.”
When confronted by a sheriff’s deputy, Masciarelli “could not explain why he had no pants on,” nor did he know the way home.
Seen above, Masciarelli was arrested for disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor, and booked into the Pinellas County jail. He was released from custody yesterday after posting $100 bond.
According to his LinkedIn page, Masciarelli--an account executive with an identification equipment firm--is a Coker College graduate who captained the school’s lacrosse team for three years. (1 page)
