Police Arrest Couple For Autoerotic Romp
Cops: Duo had sex on vehicle at dealership
JANUARY 7--A Florida couple was arrested early yesterday after they were spotted having sex atop a 2004 Kia Sedona at a West Palm Beach auto dealership, police report.
Officers responding to Mike’s Auto Sales discovered Erin Byrd, 18, and Ramon Mitchell, 29, “inside of a dealership vehicle which did not belong to either subject,” according to a police report.
Cops were summoned to the closed business shortly before midnight by a witness who “advised officers he just witnessed both suspects having sex on top of the vehicle in plain sight.” The 39-year-old man added that he heard the trysting duo moaning.
Upon exiting the minivan, Byrd and Mitchell were arrested. As the 300-pound Mitchell was being handcuffed, he spit in the face of a female officer, police reported.
Owner Michael Melendez arrived at the dealership and told police that he “did not 
authorize anyone to be in his property after the business was closed,” the report states.
Pictured above, Byrd and Mitchell were each charged with auto burglary, trespass, and lewd and lascivious behavior. Mitchell, who told cops he works at the Improv comedy club in West Palm Beach, was also hit with a felony charge of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer for allegedly spitting on Officer Sarah Burgoon.
Byrd was freed today from the Palm Beach County jail, where Mitchell remains locked up in lieu of $11,000 bail.
The police report does not indicate whether a markdown may be in store for the used four-door (seen above), which has been priced to move at $3995. (1 page)
