Man Nabbed For Fried Chicken Battery On Sister

APRIL 30--A 20-year-old man is behind bars, charged with launching a fried chicken fusillade at his sister during a domestic clash in the Florida residence they share, police allege.

According to investigators, the poultry pelting occurred Sunday afternoon in the Clearwater home of Khanye Medley and his sibling.

During a “verbal altercation,” Medley grabbed a bag of Church’s Chicken from his sister and began throwing pieces of chicken at her. “One piece of fried chicken hit the victim in the back and left debris of food on her shoulders,” a patrolman reported.

After being read his rights, Medley reportedly admitted throwing two pieces of chicken, “one of which hit her.”

The motive for the chicken winging? Medley “stated he did this because he had not eaten and did not want the piece of chicken the victim offered him so he became upset.”

Despite that hangry defense, Medley was arrested for domestic battery, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail.

Seen above, the 230-pound Medley was arrested earlier this year for allegedly biting and strangling his sister, and slamming a door on her arm and striking her with a piece of “wooden decor.”

The State Attorney subsequently declined to pursue felony and misdemeanor counts after Medley’s sister declared that she did not wish to see her brother prosecuted. (1 page)