Cops: Birthday Threesome Had Unhappy Ending

JUNE 8--A birthday weekend threesome came to an abrupt end Friday when the 19-year-old celebrant pulled a male acquaintance “off the other woman by his genitals and threw him to the floor” of a La Quinta Inn room, according to South Carolina police.

Responding to a 911 hangup call from the hotel, cops spoke with the birthday girl, who said that she had invited a 19-year-old male friend to spend the weekend with her in Myrtle Beach.

The woman, named Mary Jane, told police that her friend Jahiem had arrived in Myrtle Beach before her and “had been spending time with another woman before she got there.”  And, a police incident report notes, “that’s what started the whole argument.”

Jahiem told Myrtle Beach Police Department officers that he and Mary Jane “agreed to have sexual relations with that other woman,” whose age is not revealed in the report. Mary Jane, however, did tell cops that the second woman had a pistol in her handbag.

“During the course of the relations,” Jahiem said, Mary Jane pulled him “off the other woman by his genitals and threw him to the floor.” During a physical confrontation that followed, Jahiem said he kicked Mary Jane, “causing her to fall.”

Mary Jane and Jahiem then “both got dressed and left the room.” Mary Jane, cops said, “grabbed a bottle of liquor and smashed it on the ground outside the hotel” and then sought to call 911. Jahiem responded by taking her phone and leaving the area.

Mary Jane reported suffering injuries to her “forehead, pinky finger, and pinky toe” during the scrum. The report does not address whether Jahiem was injured by the genital yanking.   

No charges were filed against either Mary Jane or Jahiem, who were “asked by the hotel to vacate the premise. They both left peacefully.” (1 page)