Metro Murder Mystery
The Missing Person
One Spring morning, Michael Pappadio went out for a cup of coffee and never returned. His panicked family contacted the New York Police Department, and officers responded by filing this missing person report. Among other information, the document details Pappadio's physical description, the clothes he was wearing when he vanished, and whether or not he was circumcised. And, in recognition of the fate of some of the departed, the cops asked the family if Mikey's dental records were available.