Longhand Of The Law
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![In a misguided bid to discourage an unwanted male suitor, Earl Zea took a pair of pruning shears and... well, you read the rest. The Johnstown, N.Y. man was arrested for initially filing a false police report claiming that the damage was done by an unknown assailant.](https://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/750x970/documents/zea1.gif)
The Unkindest Cut
In a misguided bid to discourage an unwanted male suitor, Earl Zea took a pair of pruning shears and... well, you read the rest. The Johnstown, N.Y. man was arrested for initially filing a false police report claiming that the damage was done by an unknown assailant.