MUG SHOTS: Unusual Suspects

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burned my eyebrows off smoking my crack pipe
Wow. And some guy out there told her she looks good. Even sadder - maybe he believes himself.
"They do provide eyebrow pencils in prison, right? Crap. I'm screwed. I went this long fooling everyone into thinking I had eyebrows, and now my whole life is a lie. "
dot dot dash dash
and Burt's sister moves in with him and Ernie when she was evicted from her apartment.
"It's easy. I just draw a line straight across and erase the middle. Whalla, done!"