MUG SHOTS: Unusual Suspects

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Submitted by d-bentley on Sun, 2011-06-12 22:57.
I thought we killed OBL??
Submitted by semanticman on Sun, 2011-05-29 14:47.
For the last time, Officer, I'm a Sikh, not a Sheikh! Let me make this simple: turban, not towel, ok?
Submitted by rcmayo on Tue, 2011-05-17 12:22.
Good afternoon kind sir and may peace be upon you. Are you hiring?
Submitted by KoncreteRoze on Fri, 2011-04-29 23:36.
Thank you..come again..
Submitted by supersarge on Fri, 2011-04-22 12:55.
"Honestly Officer, I swear to Allah that I killed him only because he was weezing the juice"
Submitted by zigatolis on Mon, 2011-04-18 08:35.
I seem to have misplaced my ass...........
Submitted by Lefty on Sun, 2011-04-17 00:40.
"My carpet fit right through those bars, I tell you, right though them."
Submitted by swampfox on Sat, 2011-04-09 10:59.
He gives a whole new meaning to the name "Rag Head"
Submitted by BellevueBum on Thu, 2011-04-07 01:41.
Please officer - have you seen my taxi or not?
Submitted by GeorgeDubyaBush on Tue, 2011-03-29 20:09.
Haha! He looks like he's got a red bra covering his headboobs.
Submitted by M1971 on Sat, 2011-03-26 20:18.
NO.... and how many times do I have to say this.... Your FIRST wish CANNOT be for "a hundred more wishes". You only get THREE. ...Or...
Submitted by M1971 on Sat, 2011-03-26 20:16.
What do you mean my arranged bride was only 11? He father said she was 13? Why do you think I traded 8 goats for her? ...Or...
Submitted by M1971 on Sat, 2011-03-26 20:13.
He come in store... He take 3 donuts... he only pay for 2... I shoot him... What is crime? OR...
Submitted by M1971 on Sat, 2011-03-26 20:15.
HELLO, Time Warner Customer Services ....This is "Scott" ...How may I be of Helping you this day?
Submitted by adraper on Fri, 2011-04-15 18:46.
HAHAHAHA....good one, M1971!
Submitted by GeorgeDubyaBush on Sat, 2011-03-26 01:26.
Whatever he was accused of, I say guilty.
Submitted by perp on Sat, 2011-03-26 19:08.
...as charged
Submitted by nastynorm on Fri, 2011-03-25 21:39.
TOWEL HEAD
Submitted by bodhran1 on Fri, 2011-03-25 09:51.
Silence! I keel you!
Submitted by aliciainmenasha on Thu, 2011-03-24 16:39.
I will offer you two goats and Denise's hand in marrige for my freedom....
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