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We now know why the suspected CEO assassin Luigi Mangione did it: crazy screws. Maybe I misread that [Followup]
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Australia takes viral marketing for "28 Years Later" way too far [Scary]
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UK has no plans to ban first-cousin marriage, likes their royals nice and inbred [Creepy]
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And she has a golden opportunity to call it "Narnia: Jesus Christ it's a Lion" [Strange]
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Squid Game is now a McDonalds Happy Meal. The ice cream machine is still broken, but the death trap is operational [Strange]
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Friends of suspect in fatal CEO shooting left in shock. "I never thought he'd steal MY eyebrows" said the man pictured to the right of the suspect [Awkward]
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Auction notice: Selling vehicle designed for hauling animals. One owner, zero miles. Note, this a collector's replica, not original vehicle). Owner claims vehicle capacity is in excess of 9-million species [Fail]
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Bad: Your car crashes and catches fire. Good: You manage to escape the flaming vehicle. Fark: You're promptly run over by another motorist [Sad]
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Univ of Cincinnati sends C&D letter to TN school with the same logo and mascot as them. TN school starts looking for new mascot. UC's crosstown rival Xavier offers a timely suggestion. Ladies and gents, presenting the Cheatham Middle School Musketeers [Am
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You'll have to buy your "deny, defend, depose" t-shirt from someone other than Amazon [Followup]
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Visitors to Santa's Grotto complain that he was not jovial, had a blatantly fake beard and cheap red suit. In other news there are adults who still believe [Facepalm]
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Gen Z has discovered compact digital cameras. Will presumably name them pictickibbles or slapdickimacs or skibidiphoots or something along those lines [Followup]
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Rescuers around the world are being challenged by the fact that more and more people, mostly inexperienced morons, are venturing into more and more risky environments that are themselves becoming more dangerous because of global warming [Obvious]
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"I love commuting three hours every day," said a moron [Dumbass]
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How does "Elite" boys' prep school Valedictorian turn to crime? Watch video of the school scandal his grad year. Stay for the sex dolls at school, Google deep for more school scandals that formed these precious minds this century [Awkward]
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