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City crews are working to remove illegally-posted, profane, totally awesome traffic signs [Amusing]
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Army reservist earns astronaut wings, advised to grab gun and bring in the cat [Cool]
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Nearly 180 pounds of illegally harvested mushrooms seized by WA Fish & Wildlife. Farmer Maggot seen fuming, threatening to release his dogs [Dumbass]
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There's no such thing as bad publicity: igNobel winners tell how the award helped them. Well, apart for the homosexual necrophiliac ducks guy [Cool]
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49 years ago a mother donated a kidney to her son. Yesterday it turned 100 years old and is still going strong. On average, kidney transplants last 10-15 years [Sappy]
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NFL declares that players can jerk off as many invisible dicks as they want so long as they don't do anything sexually suggestive [Murica]
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Escaped South Carolinian monkey update: A few of them are still missing and will probably meet up with the Planet of the Apes gang to take over the world [Followup]
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Are you a budding graphic designer looking for a new gig? Well, a new opportunity has opened with a firm that has an international reputation and frequent executive position openings [News]
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Canadian teen in critical condition may have contracted a more human transmissible form of bird flu which is especially worrisome for countries like the US. Good thing we'll soon have a new administration that will keep all this scary stuff secret [Scary]
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Humanity's worst invention? Weekends, according to this idiot [Fail]
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Alex Jones Infowars asset includes a steaming pile of weird domains. Goblin sex anyone? Also what's a succulent dinosaur? [Strange]
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Escaped primates open can of worms for South Carolina's Alpha Genesis research lab. How they were trained to use a can opener, I dunno [Interesting]
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Five Brazilian cops arrested over coup plot. Man, that must have been one big conspiracy [Scary]
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Advice to all journalists: Perhaps don't ask an Irish person if they're excited to meet the British king [Facepalm]
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Man camping in the Amazon rainforest woken up by leaf cutter ants who apparently also moonlight as tent cutter ants [Scary]
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US buyers sue Potatoes USA over alleged price-fixing scheme, although even if they win, legal observers believe the case will be tied up for years in apeels [Interesting]
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No foul play found in woman's death in Walmart walk-in oven, as police determine the victim was just looking for a place to light a bowl and get baked [Followup]
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