Buster

"Honest, Officer, Those Drugs Hidden In My Crotch Are Not Mine"

Jessi Clark was riding in the front passenger seat of a Cadillac Wednesday night when Florida cops pulled over the vehicle after spotting the 29-year-old without a seatbelt.

As the driver spoke with cops, Clark allegedly “pulled out a piece of paper towel from her crotch” that had three Oxycodone pills and three Xanax tablets. Clark, pictured in the mug shot at right, then denied that the drugs she fished from the vicinity of her private parts were her property, according to a police report excerpted here.

She pointed the finger at the driver, alleging that he “told her to put it down her pants.” The driver denied Clark’s claim, stating “he has no idea what was down her pants.”

Clark’s disavowal of the stash in her drawers was rejected by cops, who charged her with two felony drug possession counts. She is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $2000 bond.

In late-September, a Florida man gave police a similar story when they discovered a bag of cocaine hidden inside his buttocks. Strangely, the suspect admitted ownership of a bag of pot that was also wedged in the same place.

Comments (19)

what a waste of man hours for the police dept..at least should smiled for the picture.
And most AMERICANS believe you are the east end of a horse going west... What does revolverBoy mean...you go both ways? Tell em' Ron Ernie said it...!
Go home pal go home to mommy you are a sick puppy.....and I believe you are amusing..like teats on a bull...
Revolver boy, I'm sure you have been acquainted with the police many times and there fore can empathize with this "poor innocent woman" because everyone in prison is innocent. YOUR AN IDIOT AND WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING WITH YOUR CURRENT OUTLOOK . good luck in life and try to stay out of trouble so I dont have to pay for your incarceration. ( that means prison time)
Revolver boy, I'm sure you have been acquainted with the police many times and there fore can empathize with this "poor innocent woman" because everyone in prison is innocent. YOUR AN IDIOT AND WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING WITH YOUR CURRENT OUTLOOK . good luck in life and try to stay out of trouble so I dont have to pay for your incarceration. ( that means prison time) MR CLEAN..YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. YOU WILL PAY FOR HIS MEDICAL BILLS WHEN THE DOCS HAVE TO SEW UP HIS RECTUM FROM BUBBA'S REVENGE...(GRIN)
Greetings, revolverBoy: What perfect world do you suggest as an alternative to living in America? I agree we have our flaws, as do all other countries. Imperfection is natural. Are you American? Your various comments, such as "fellow slaves" and "our society", sound as if you live in the USA, however, you then reference Americans as "they" towards the end of your rant. Any suggestions you have, as to where we should live and how we can better ourselves, would be greatly appreciated. Everyone on this planet would thrive and enjoy life with each others' compassion, pills or no pills (our own choice, I agree). My apologies for sounding idiotic; I enjoy educating myself. Knowledge is power. Peace.
The Web Seraph, I believe you have something actually intelligent to contribute to this discussion, unlike the ronernie clown, who somehow thinks you were bashing me and, therefore, supported your statement. I give you credit for breaking down some of my references. I am American. I only use the word "they" at the end of my comment because I do not consider myself a part of the mindless collective who believe they live in a free society. I know better. And, The Web Seraph, in further response, I am not here to suggest that any American trade this country for another (although Iceland is doing many promising things these days, including rejecting the fake debt of the international banks that have attempted to rob their society and passing legislation that guarantees internet freedom, to name but two items). But I would ask you, is a free country one that is somewhat better than a neighboring country? Is China better than North Korea? Are you saying that because no free countries remain in the world, I am damned to live under a slightly lesser tyranny than Britain or Australia? Can we really all sit back and condemn this stupid woman to several years in prison because of half a dozen cheap pills? Even if doing so is unconstitutional? Even if George Washington would find the whole matter ridiculous? If yes, how do you propose to argue to your children they that live in a free society? I am dying to understand how you think a Chinese-style police state, where your body belongs to the state, constitutes a free society. Anyone....?
To The Web Seraph.... Well Said! Ron Ernie America's most wanted DJ....
I'd do it!