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Howard Stern's Sausage Swallower
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Howard Stern's Sausage Swallower -
Howard Stern's Sausage Swallower -
Howard Stern's Sausage Swallower -
Howard Stern's Sausage Swallower
If you listen to Howard Stern's radio show or saw his movie "Private Parts," you know all about the Kielbasa Queen.
When it comes to swallowing sausages in a suggestive manner, the lady has no equal. That's probably why she recently applied to trademark her name, a filing that will surely trigger Stern's gag reflex since the Queen has invoked the King of All Media's name in her proposed TM (protective of his handle, the radio star has already trademarked "Howard Stern" and the valuable "Fartman").
Riddled with hilarious spelling mistakes, the Queen's U.S. Commerce Department application is now being reviewed by government lawyers. (4 pages)
