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Topless Woman Masturbating In Van Arrested On Gun Charge

A topless woman who was masturbating in a hotel parking lot is facing a weapons charge after Illinois cops investigating her auto eroticism discovered a loaded pistol in her vehicle.

A Naperville cop responding to an unrelated call spotted Vikki Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn. After initially claiming that she was changing clothes, Myers admitted to pleasuring herself in the vehicle, according to police.

That admission may have been prompted by a police officer’s discovery of what an officer described as “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.”

In addition to copping to the vehicular masturbation, Myers told cops that that there was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the car, a weapon for which she did not have a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card. Myers, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.

It appears that Myers, who was staying at the hotel with her three children, had repaired to her 2002 Chrysler van for some alone time.

Comments (32)

Nope I would defend myself with lethal force, if it came to that. Sounds to me like a kid with an NRA shirt stole your lunch money in first grade.
You would use lethal force to deal with an 8 year old who won't go to bed, or squirrels in the attic? Man, what happened to this country?
LOL! You're kind of all over the place there buddy. Feel better? Probably not. Get some therapy or something.
Sounds like someone needs a little time "alone"....
I agree with the comments but one has to wonder why a mom with her 3 kids would be carrying a loaded gun in a van.
To defend herself and her three kids?
can't anyone just have a good time anymore?
She must have been doing it right, judging from that relaxed and satisfied look on her face.
Absolutely ridiculous. NEVER ADMIT ANYTHING TO A COP....THEY ARE NOT YOUR FREINDS...I AM SERIOUS, THEY WILL TAKE ANYTHING YOU SAY AND USE IT AGAINST YOU...IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED BEFORE DO NOT THINK IT CANNOT HAPPEN. They are here niether to serve nor protect. They are here to harass and arrest.......ask an older person about the role of the police officer back in say, the 70's now compare that to today........WELCOME TO THE POLICE STATE.
Coffee much? Kind of agree with you but, you sound a little stressed - STOP USING CAPITAL LETTERS AND YELLING AT US!