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Topless Woman Masturbating In Van Arrested On Gun Charge

A topless woman who was masturbating in a hotel parking lot is facing a weapons charge after Illinois cops investigating her auto eroticism discovered a loaded pistol in her vehicle.

A Naperville cop responding to an unrelated call spotted Vikki Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn. After initially claiming that she was changing clothes, Myers admitted to pleasuring herself in the vehicle, according to police.

That admission may have been prompted by a police officer’s discovery of what an officer described as “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.”

In addition to copping to the vehicular masturbation, Myers told cops that that there was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the car, a weapon for which she did not have a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card. Myers, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.

It appears that Myers, who was staying at the hotel with her three children, had repaired to her 2002 Chrysler van for some alone time.

Comments (32)

She has a gun to protect herself & her three kids. Leave this woman alone. The police need to catch criminals not look for reasons to arrest citizens. This could have been handled much better by the cop.
Agreed
Quite true..and how old were the kids left alone..at least they weren't left alone in the van..w/the pistol!! On the lighter side: they must've have fingered her in a prior line-up? Poor lady...w/all the sociopaths on the street..she gets caught..there should be a violation of her right to privacy.. she was on private property..not a public road! There's gotta' be an expectation of privacy!
Rule 34. No exceptions.
Arrest arrest arrest. That is all the cops of this country understand. 1. If she had just been waiting for someone there - arrest for loitering. 2. Changing clothes - arrest for indecency. 3. Walking - arrest for J-walking 4. Talking to someone - arrest for suspicious activity 5. Walking away - arrest for avoiding arrest (for what???) Just avoiding for now, 6. Smiling - Solicitation 7. Masturbating - arrest - Oh no, not in America. If Peloci can't get off, no one can, You know what you mother *** cops, it's my dick and it's my soap and I'll wash it as fast as I want. I mean, you want it clean before you get you mouth on it, don't you? What *** cop arrested this poor woman? I guess he was afraid that if mommy found out that he saw a powder puff he would be punished like a bad boy with dirty thoughts should be punished. Clorox up the brown-round pocket, eh porky? Then an hour of *** mom up the ass. *** with a lonely woman is all this drippy dick cop has to do? Douche bag. It has come to the attention of the people that 90% of the asshat births in this country becomes cops. The other become politicians.
Excellent. You win the price.
“There is no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible to live without breaking laws.” -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
Thank you. That is my Facebook quote forever.
Amen
a retarded waste of taxpayer money to put this poor soul in jail that's for sure.